SmS FuN ZoNe

• I Miss U a little, you could say: A little too much, a little too often and a little more each day.

• Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

• Open ur door when u r alone, Open ur heart when u feel sad... But don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever

• A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u... Gud Morning!

• Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold because to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

• Difficulties in ur life doesn't come to destroy u, but to help u realisee your hidden potentia. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult.

• Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U.

• Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart.

• On the canvas of life we often go off colour, but as long as people like u are there to add the right shades, life goes on to be a rainbow! Gud Morning.

• Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before. Gud Day!

• You are my best friend forever and always we're together too much but far not enough & if you die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two.

• Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

• A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run. Come out of ur dreams & see the world outstide. Waiting for u is a new day. Gud Morning!

• Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. Brush daily. Gud Morning

• Life is never hopeless however great ur sorrow, if you're luking forward to a new tomorrow. Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day!

• Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted but it'll b what God thinks is best for U. Gud Day!

• Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed.

• No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that

• Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... Stars are unapproachable, so God gave me a friend like u so that I can say: I've my own little Universe

• To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship but to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship

• I miss U when I laugh & cry, coz I know that U r the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Luv is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like river, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• The mediocre teacher tells, the gud teacher explains, the superior teacher demonstrates & the great teacher inspires, like U. Happy Teacher's Day

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Luv is like perfume, spread it. Feelings r like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it

• There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in U!

• The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it. Be a reason for others to smile. Gud Day!

• Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.

• What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U

• Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a good day can glow forever, so start ur day with a smile. Gud Day

• If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

• Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.

• The breeze has awakened the Earth & Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning

• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but God is truely wise, he wakes us up every day & give a chance to make our dreams come true. Gud Morning

• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

• Night has ended 4 another day; Morning has come in special way. May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Gud Morning!

• God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it. Gud Morning

• Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, and every sms is a sign of remembrance

• May Lord Krishna bless you with peace, happiness and love on this Janmashtami and always.

• Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

• Hope u have nightmares, coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but when u wake from a nightmare, u r relieved that it's not true. Gud Day!

• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

• A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.

• I long for the day through the year that u so ceremoniously tie rakhi & pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday

• Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.

• Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive & it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Happy Friendship Day!

• We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us, but we forget that paths r made by walking, not waiting. Gud Morning

• If through ur window there is a new day breaking, thank God for the promise, though mind & soul be aching. Gud Morning !

• True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u

• You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r my angel oh so fine, I've found a luv to last a lifetime.

• U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur emai id !

• I wish you were here with me, I wish I was there with you, but most of all I wish I didn't have to wish for you!

• If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u

• Believe it or not, a true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother & luvs more than a lover

• If u Love someone then add some wings to ur Love. After having wings if it still decide to stay with u, then it's a True Luv

• Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u & if the luv luvs u, luv the luv in such a way that it doesn't luv anybody else!

• In life, do the Ordinary God'll do the Extraordinary; Do the Natural God'll do the Supernatural; Do the Possible & God'll do the Impossible

• A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything, I'll be there.
True Luv says: U'll never need anything, I'll be there

• Take my hand & lead me from this place. Chase away my doubts & fears, wipe the tears off from my face. I can't stand-alone; I need ur hand to hold

• The human brain is most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hrs, 365 days; it functions right from the time u were born until u fall in luv

• If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you gotta risk the pain.

• Whnever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U

• We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship... I can sum up our relationship in those three words....U R Lucky.

• My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left...I.C.U or..... U C me.

• Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow

• Difficulties in ur life don't come to destroy u but to help u realise ur hidden potential & power. Let difficulties know that u 2 r Difficult.

• Anyone can make u smile & anyone can make u cry but it takes a special person to make u smile with tears. You are such a person to me.

• The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U

• The worst part of life is missing a friend and you know what the best of life is... having a friend worth missing. Miss U!

• Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever

• Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. UR desires may be few but u deserves a lot. Have a Great Day!

• A Smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they r accepted, liked & appreciated. So here's a big Smile 4 U

• My frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you'll get is Sweetness!

• A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

• Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth and polished & the sandpaper ends

• Be a candle, be a light, be a twinkle in the dark, be a hope, be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart

• Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz in this world we are just for a while

• I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you're the only one who makes my laughter grow and my tears dissapear

• U kept me warm & safe, held my hand to show me the way, supported & inspired me through night & day, Luv U in everyway. Missing u on Father's Day

• Never change your originality for sake of others coz no one can play your role better than yourself. Have a Gud Day

• God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

• Close ur eyes .... Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air.

• If care is wave i give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself!

• A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me.

• Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

• Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven colors of feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith & respect.

• May God stay with u this day & give u peace of mind. May He give u a happy heart & His luv all the time. Gud Day!

• Never think of the past, it brings tears. Never think of the future, it brings fears. Live in the present & drink Chilled beers... Cheers!!!

• Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

• Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer?

• In life, God doesn't give people u want. Instead he gives u people u need to teach u, to hurt u, to luv u & make u exactly the way he wants u to be- The Best

• Smokers have smoking heart; Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you don't eat sugar coz you aready have a Sweet Heart

• Luv many things, for therein lies the true strength, & whosoever luvs much performs much, & can accomplish much, & what is done in luv is done well

• Smiles are like birds; they fly from face to face. May ur lips give them a better nest, so that they can stay there forever. Keep Smiling

• 'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. So, feel free to contact me any time. Good Morning

• Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart

• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

• When u r too fast to get somewhere, u miss the fun of getting there. Life's not a race, so take it slower n enjoy the music before the song's over

• A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle. You are one shining candle. May u never get tired of sharing ur light. Good Morning

• Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts. Gud Day!

• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for U will never die

• May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R

• If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.

• Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

• I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

• The world is full of beauty when ur heart is full of luv. So, start ur day with love in ur heart & smile on ur face. Have a peaceful day.

• Medicines & friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date

• Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies; Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesn't mind

• A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing coz life is 10% how u make it n 90% how u take it. Good Morning

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

• The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day

• Don't let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of 2day. God’s blessings r new everyday. Today has its own promise of luv, joy & success. Have a Gr8 day!

• There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it

• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by.

• Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

• May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!

• Baby I've an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U.

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

• In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right

• The texts u send me night & day, like jewels in my heart they stay; And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.

• As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

• I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

• Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day

• Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

• Love is like a war... easy to start... difficult to end... and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you, I hope you don't want peace.

• Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.

• If each leaf of a tree is your Smile then I promise you that I'll water it through out my life to see your Evergreen SMILE Forever

• A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Gud Morning

• Life has no rewinds n forwards. It unfolds itself at its own pace. So never miss a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. Gud Day.

• When you are successful, your wellwishers know who you are but when you are unsuccessful, you know who your wellwishers are!

• Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go

• If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

• Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."

• May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

• In the rythm of life, we sometimes find oureslves out of tune, but as long as there r friends like u to provide the melody the music plays on.

• When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!

• If you are stressed, you'll get pimples... if you cry, you'll get wrinkles... So, why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.

• Hi to a cute, sweet, lovely, charming and the most adorable person in this world. Happy kya? Ok let me go, I have to fool others too...

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

• Once upon a time a great legend used to send funny messages, fools used to enjoy & forward them. The great legend is back & the saga continues...

• Happiness is not something you postpone for the future. It is something you design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I have by remembering U!

• Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

• Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude, just kick him... How dare he fool u before April 1st

• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.

• Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

• May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how Special U R

• Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other – It’s how u value each other

• U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

• Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

• Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...

• Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And true friends staty forever beyond words, beyond time.

• Never blame a day in ur life. Good Days Give u happiness. Bad days give u Experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! Have a nice day.

• Ever since you've left, I have realised that a part of one's Life is made of someone else's life. I miss that PART. I Miss U.

• Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Merry Christmas once again.

• May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

• In ur darkest hour, when u r fed up n blue, just remember: I'll always b there 4 u, I'm no angel n I can't change ur fate but I'd do anything 4 u coz u r my mate

• Morning is God's way of saying 1 more time... Go, live life, make a difference, touch one's heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy the day

• As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, day & night my thoughts r of U

• It's a fallacy that alcohol makes you fat. It doesn't. It makes you lean.... against bars, poles, walls and other drunks!

• Women is symbol of Shakti, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day

• U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

• No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Gud Morning

• Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes. 3rd Prize: Lots of Luv. 2nd Prize: Longlasting friendship. 1st Prize: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.

• What’s luv? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me it’s U.

• Life may bring failures, hardships, tears & lots of pain.... but there's always a reason to smile as long as you are there.

• I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

• Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill

• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

• We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

• God said: Don't look around coz u'll be Impressed. Don't look down coz u'll be Depressed. Just look up to me all the time & u'll be Blessed

• Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U

• I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

• Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; Have a touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!

• Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it's not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

• Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

• I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

• Among the stars u r the one that shines the most. Among the winds u r the one that brings the refreshing air. Among the people u r the one who I wanna give a rose.

• Today is Saint Valentine’s day; All in the morning betime; And I a maid at your window; To be your Valentine.

• What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

• There's warmth in my heart. It haunts me when u r gone. Mend me to ur side and never let go. The more I live the more I know, what's simple is true. I Luvl U

• Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

• U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure.U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u

• I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that would convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I can't live without u!

• If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LOVE U!

• I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

• Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation

• When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

• It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

• It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

• Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever

• No one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness around us. So, flash your sweet smiles today & make others happy. Gud Morning

• In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan for life n reason for living.

• Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being my size.

• Six rules to be Happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as ur Friend.

• Don't go for luks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes u smile coz only a smile makes a dark day bright.

• Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

• I've noticed that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U

• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever

• Nobody's right till somebody's wrong; Nobody's weak till somebody's strong; Nobody's lucky till luv comes along; Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone. I Miss U.

• It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

• Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

• Twinkle Twinkle yaraan di car, khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken fry, tuhanu Lohri di lakh lakh vadhai.

• Wishing u a very happy Lohri. May the lohri fire burns all the moments of sadness and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love...

• Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas, Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag, dil di khushi te apneya da pyar, mubarak hove tuhanu Lohri da tyohar.

• I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

• Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

• Always have positive attitude in life. There is something positive in every person & situation. Even a stopped clock is right twice. Gud Morning!

• Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

• A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away.

• Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but our friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

• I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

• Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

• Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!

• Steps to do every Morning this year: Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heart beat n say: Here I’m, Oh God, embrace me n b my Strength

• New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2006

• May ur sun shine even brighter, ur step seem even lighter, ur smile stretch even wider, ur dreams reach even higher. May u have a year that's never been finer.

• I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

• If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.

• Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.

• There are two eternities that can really break you down, Yesterday & Tomorrow. One is gone & other does not exist! So live today only. Gud Morning!

• Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

• Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

• Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.

• Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefully planned by God, wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God

• Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

• Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!

• Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

• Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

• No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

• U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.

• Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful

• Have u ever watched sunlight passing thru raindrops? It's just like my sweet msgs passing thru ur cell making it colorful like a RAINBOW. Good Morning!

• Smile a while & while you smile others smile and soon there will be miles & miles of smiles just because you smiled. I wish ur day is full of SMILE

• A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

• I am in casualty now; don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to ICU. Doctor told me that I’ll die if I don't STOP Missing U!

• Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

• Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't you cook something else.

• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

• Always be Happy, always wear a smile. Not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to Smile...

• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

• Faith makes everything possible; Hope makes everything work; Luv makes everything beautiful. May u have all the 3 as u begin each day. Gud Morning!

• 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

• Always be happy and always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

• Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy, always have a Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.

• What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!

• Life never seems to b the way we want it, but we live it in the best way we can. There’s no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments. Hv a nice day.

• Cherish things while u still hv them, b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only be understood backwards but it must b lived forward

• Friendship is like a war; easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you & hope you don't want peace.

• Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

• Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

• A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last thought at night.

• May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!

• I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

• Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning

• God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!

• No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday!

• Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing & a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed & wonderful day.

• An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.

• God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true... It's you!

• I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

• Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart & Gud thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.

• With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and Contentment fill your life. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!

• If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

• All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.

• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

• A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U

• Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !

• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing

• Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.

• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv U.

• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.

• Cherish things while u still hv them b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only b understood backwards but it must b lived forward.

• What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.

• I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.

• We live in r dreams but dreams may die. Don't get shattered & never ever cry. The world is big n has lots to give. Pick a new dream & start again. Gud Day.

• Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with it.

• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

• Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

• Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good Morning.

• The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

• GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive

• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.

• Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.

• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

• If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"

• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock

• Memories r treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget u when u r gone, but I'll remember u no matter how long.

• If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don’t loose hope. Just remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!

• What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

• Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!

• When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

• All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

• I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

• U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

• What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

• With a cheerful smile and a happy face, you make this world a better place. For if there were just more like you, life would be brighter & better too.

• Enjoy the little things in life. Family, friendship, luv and being loved. One day you may look back and discover that's all you need in life.

• In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right.

• When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

• U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE

• If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere, and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, U R in my heart

• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u will aways remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u

• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!

• Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.

• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!

• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!

• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.

• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.

• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.

• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.

• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........

• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.

• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.

• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.

• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.

• Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.

• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.

• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!

• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.

• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.

• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.

• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.

• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'

• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.

• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.

• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?

• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.

• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!

• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!

• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.

• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.

• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!

• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U

• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!

• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!

• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!

• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth living. God bless u dear!

• I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

• There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

• Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.

• Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.

• Teacher: Why is your nose red?
Max: I smelled a b-rose.
Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose.
Max: There was in this one!

• There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u.

• When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe & happy all day long! Take Care!

• Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of cake!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

• In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't eat because I think of you, in the evening I don't eat because I think of you, at night I don't sleep because I am hungry.

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• Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.

• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever…

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

• 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

• When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts

• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I.

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've found luv.

• Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

• Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’

• On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.

• If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.

• Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia!

• We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.

• I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

• What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

• A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

• Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?

• Banta:Santa where were u born?
Santa: Punjab.
Banta: which part.
Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".

• Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega!

• Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA

• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

• With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its always fun being with u but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's blunder!

• If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

• Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May u smile like the sunny rays & leave ur worries at the blue bay

• Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B’coz a mental patient needs more care.

• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

• Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay - luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away.

• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel.

• Everyone wants 2 be the sun that lights up ur life. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

• Its true that we don’t know what we've got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don’t know what we've been missing until it arrives.

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

• My eyes r hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips r cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I m not with u.

• Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

• Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at u.

• I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & den... I laugh again.

• Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.

• Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

• I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

• Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?

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• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.

• What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

• There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

• Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging & in poor signal, till low battery do us part?

• God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made rivers, God made LAKES, God made U, well everybody makes MISTAKES!!

• A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

• Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

• Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.

• An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!

• I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

• U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

• When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.

• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!

• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

• Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we hold.

• Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck, 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always.

• May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness & new tints of success. Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2 brighten ur days.

• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'

• Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but tears!

• Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it gives a greater pain to love and not to be loved again.

• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

• I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC

• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and luv n togetherness of friends n family in ur home. Merry Christmas!

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make, who would u call & what would u say? And why are u waiting?

• U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always b special 2 me.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

• When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people’ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another girl on top.

• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

• The best gift you can give is a hug; one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.

• You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind a satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.

• When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

• Luk at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Luk at the breakfast table; u’ll see God's providence. Look at the mirror; u’ll see God's sense of humor.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!

• Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I’m still alive.

• One day you will ask me what's more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life.

• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart, encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!

• Love is just like life, it's not always easy and does not always bring happiness but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs U after all!

• A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither could a million tears I know because I've cried.

• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

• Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long as I can!

• I have liked many but loved very few yet noone has been as sweet as u. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

• What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

• Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

• Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD luvs u so much that he lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud things.

• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need you!

• When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don't just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.

• Those who can't have you hate you, those who have you can't handle you, those who abuse you lose you, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse you!

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you a lot...
I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals !!!!

• Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.

• This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.

Jokes

Don't mess with Engineers

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):

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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE

ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the

ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):

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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... ....

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers
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Ramayana by Bill Gates.

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-
rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent
MEMORY. His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL
ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess
'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE
(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity
at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14
years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE
passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN
with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with
his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha,
the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he
marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to
kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where
RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in
RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta
urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the
opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and

changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

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INTERVAL

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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship with
the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM.SU-greev
ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH'techniques to FIND themissing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around INTER-NETworked
forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals
not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to
SEEK'something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted
'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NO
FOUND'MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved
useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and
used it to cross the seas at an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH,
HaNEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK
MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE
him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to
spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'.
Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN- ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on
and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN
(son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful
brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped
out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM
got INSTALLED in I/O- dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT
WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
and every one lived happily everafter.

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Sardarji's Lunch


The Suicide

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall
building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third
is a
Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their
lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds
idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I
find idlis in the box tommorow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says If I
find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20! th floor
of
this building and die"

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and
says"Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going
to jump from the 20th floor"
Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens
his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and
dies.
The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the
20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also
jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their
colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much.
If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The Bengali's
widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have
packed
something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband
always prepared his own lunch!

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What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars


Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Airport Road, bangalore
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars...
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in whitefield
s/w engg 2 : Oh! whitefield. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Bangalore.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur, Rajasthan... He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know bangalore Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. BMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Bharthi University and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle in B'lore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Manasa Gangothri College in Mysore with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...

All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! That means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Bangalore as Software Engg gets a call from his Home..

Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread and roasted round ring
i.e. (Chutney and Idli and vada J
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Appinment Letter


Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply:



"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks"



Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan

kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted.Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter

padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi

main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee

to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ..... humko to

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

.

.

puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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.

wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ! ... bole
..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)

Son 2 Sardar: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe



Gadhe



Idiot



Nalayak



Besharam



Tughay kuch nahi aata ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa